How to start a small business and other jokes
How to start a small business
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
Advice on how to make money
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
"Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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