Subway Sandwich Shop Gets Bearish Opening
Having just opened the doors for the day, Rebecca Branton described the event to the Northern Sentinel, "It stood up on its hind legs and pulled the door open like a person and got down on all fours and the door closed behind it as it walked in.”
Ms. Branton did what any sane store employee would have done. Alone in the shop, she ran into the bathroom and locked herself in. Then she started placing early morning calls on her cell phone.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrived.
The owner of this Subway franchise, Bikramjit Var, was woken up in his Vancouver home by a call. He told the local paper, “The first thing that came to my mind was Rebecca’s safety.” He added, “I couldn’t believe that the bear really opened the door by himself.”
The store's closed circuit video camera shows that when the bear was not served because the manager was in the back bathroom chatting on her phone, it became impatient and jumped over the front counter. The tape showed it to be a polite bear, who left the food trays undisturbed.
In an interview with Blue MauMau, Les Winograd, the public relations coordinator for the Connecticut-based Subway restaurant chain, could only offer this insight when asked why the bear would single out Subway. “Apparently our advertising is more effective than we had previously thought," he said.
The franchise owner, Mr. Var, commented how patient the bear was to come in just as the shop opened. “He probably saw our hours of operation,” Mr. Var told the Northern Sentinel.
Mr. Winograd understands and is quick to tout the satisfaction of a good sandwich at the right time. “It seems that even members of the animal kingdom appreciate the Subway chain's reputation for offering a healthier alternative to traditional fatty fast food," he observes.
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FuwaFuwaUsagi
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers."
Dearest Do:
I just view the animals that feast on my orchard as "self basting". Animals do absorb the essence of what they eat, hence you can actually season meat. The famous Virginian Burford hams were seasoned by a secret diet of nuts a fruits in specific quantities per animal. I rather figure the animals that feast off of my efforts are simply another part of the harvest due me for my labors. Squirrel, rabbit, pheasant, crow, deer, bear, raccoon, and possum, it is all good.
I know you on the Left coast are all liberalized up and all sensitized and such, but did you ever notice the dog pound in Glendale is next to a Chinese restaurant? Talk about convienient - Bon apetite.FuwaFuwaUsagi
FuwaFuwaUsagi
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers."
talents, abilities and closet with outfits that show it. You are first a husband and father. (You have what I call kick back clothes) Second your a savvy business man. (Suits) Third Karate. (Karate clothes.) Fourth, A man like Daniel Boone. (Racoon hat and gun in hand, kills bears and eats racoons and squirrels.) Fifth, A farmer, grows food. (Overalls and working boots.) A man like a cowboy, ( Sitting by a fire drinking hot chocolote with his cowboy hat and boots, candy cigarette hanging out of his mouth, in the cold crisp nights under the light of a full moon.) A gourmet cook with recipes that no one would ever dream of. A comedian, (I guess you can wear any of the above clothes to be funny.) A man with a brilliant mind. (Has his lap top everywhere he goes. Blogs on the computer in between everything he does.) Considers semi-retirement working 40-50 hours a week. Now he has time to work out. Amazing.
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I new we were in a bear market. Now I have proof!
If there is an eyewitness to the event that has a different account, we hope they will post it. We'd love to know the truth. And we can handle the truth.
One bit of information that I did not report was that according to the local paper, the bear left a gift—a part of himself—on the floor.
In reporting this story, I contacted the following and would like to thank them for their contributions—the editor at the Northern Sentinel, a corporate spokesperson at the Subway chain (Doctor's Associates, Inc.), a worker at the Kitimat Subway store and the franchise owner. The story comes largely from the Kitimat Sentinel's account.
OK. Back to investigating more serious issues ...
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