Wise Up! Skip College. Buy a Franchise!
College costs are soaring. The cost of a four-year college degree ranges from $51,184 at a mediocre public university to $121, 468 at an overpriced private college to $175,920 at the snotty elite colleges of people we resent. And these figures don't include four years of lost wages, murdered brain cells and outside expenses such a pizza, beer, paraphernalia and disorderly conduct fines.
Shouldn't someone expose the hoax that higher education and college students are perpetrating on the parents and taxpayers of America? Shouldn't someone inform them that a far better investment of the same money would be a 7-day $449 Internet diploma and a franchise?
Well, finally someone has. I don’t want to imply that college is a waste of time, money and brain cells, so I’ll state it: College is a waste of time, money and brain cells.