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Quick's Picks: Best of the Worst New Franchises

Posted Wed, 2009/04/01 - 11:54 by Millionaire Ric...

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. provides his picks for the Best of the Worst new franchise opportunities. Quick's FranWorst.com website celebrates the many advantages of investing in the worst franchise opportunities, including lower fees, universal availability, and the absence of cumbersome rules and quality control.

"My First Divorce" Scrapbooking Franchise (!)

Posted Sat, 2007/02/24 - 17:33 by Millionaire Ric...

View the Ex-Scrapbooking consultant Joe Malarkey video at Franworst.com 

Joe Malarkey is actually one of the rare flunkees from the Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. Wealth Building Academy & Spa.  However, this video proves that even the daft can stumble upon a brilliant idea... even if they cannot act on it themselves.  I, however, am readying the franchise opportunity for the "My First Divorce" Scrapbooking Franchise.  Territories are already selling out, so for your own sake watch this video immediately and get out your checkbook:

STARBUSKJ Cofe 'N' ROP Franchise Opportunity!

Posted Thu, 2007/02/01 - 19:13 by Millionaire Ric...
 WATCH THE VIDEOS:  STARBUSKJ Cofe ‘N’ ROP Franchise

So, if you have something you need to tie, or if you are a sleepy guy: STARBUSKJ Cofe ‘N’ Rop!

STARBUSKJ Cofe ‘N’ ROP is the favorite franchise of the late EXILED ex-president Baduchka (HOJ!!) and the only Slovenian coffee and rope shop to give free monkeyfist with every order!

For the worst franchise opportunities anywhere... shop FranWorst

Window Wash to Wealth! Video

Posted Mon, 2007/01/22 - 14:01 by Millionaire Ric...

SATIRE - Do you dream of being a millionaire like me?  Perhaps your window of opportunity is really a windshield.  Find out by clicking here:  Window Washing Wealth! video.

See you on the veranda!

Richard Quick, Esq.
America's Beloved Millionaire & Founder, FranWorst.Com

"Don LaPre's Ultimate Road to Success"

Posted Thu, 2007/01/18 - 18:03 by Millionaire Ric...
Watch Don Lapre's Ultimate Road to Success!

SATIRE - I am so proud.  My prodigy Don Lapre, who, like me, has selflessly made truckloads of the Great Unwashed multimillionaires, and given them a seat at the table of plenty (or at least a folding chair in an infomercial in Hawaii), has a new video , which is now posted at FranWorst.com . 

Mr. Blue MauMau Takes Lead in FranWorst 500 Nominations!

Posted Tue, 2007/01/09 - 18:10 by Millionaire Ric...

Congratulations to Mr. Blue MauMau, whose recent nominations to the FranWorst 500 have rocketed him to the top position of the competition!

See you on the veranda!

Richard Quick, Esq.
Founder, NAAWP
(National Association for the Advancement of Wealthy People)

The Franchise That's Too Good to be True: Quiznos!

Posted Thu, 2006/12/14 - 19:02 by Millionaire Ric...

re:  The Franchise That's Too Good to be True:  Quiznos!

Now I'm new here and haven't really looked at the site.  Actually, I'm not really here at all.  At the moment, I'm probably deep sea fishing or sipping champagne with supermodels on the veranda or maybe I'm in Hawaii telling a couple dozen ordinary folks on folding chairs the secrets to unleashing their inner millionaires.  What I mean is that the undocumented workers who paste my wealth-building tips all over the Internet haven't really looked at the rest of the site... but I assume that you have all come here because you are searching for the ultimate wealth-building franchise on the planet... the chance to be in business for someone else but not paid for by someone else... a chance to cruise upcreek with out having to bring your own paddle...