Seamus Muldoon's blog

I do not intend to allow life to pass me by.

Over the years I have moved from envy of lawyers who represent, and can brag about being the lawyers for, celebrity clients, to happiness that I rarely represent celebrity clients.

There are people so nasty and mean spirited that the only time they experience happiness is when they observe someone else in misery.

And did you really think it was just about selling nice little sandwiches?

Da Flu is on its way, cried Chicken Little. Da Flu is on its way, and it’s coming right here, and we’re all gonna be sick and die!

Yes, my friends, Chicken Little is right. Da Flu really is on the wing. Some of us will die from Da Flu, mostly folks who are about to die anyway from one thing or another.

What we have here is hysteria. The Flu hysteria is deliberately encouraged. It is deliberately encouraged by whom? Look who will profit from the hysteria and you will easily see who is encouraging it. DUH!

"Blue Mau Mau people called her names. Signowsky couldn’t extinguish the flames."

Lansing Lil was a school marm till she went west.

That’s where she decided she liked screwin franchisees best. When she did it, she screwed for keeps, and piled her victims round in heaps.

Till one day down from Bar’s Ass Creek, came a hairy dude named The Assistant Attorney General of Illinois.

He slapped his stuff upon the bar, and by God it smelled from here to thar. All the lawyers from here to hell couldn’t wash away that awful smell.

The Lord Was Generous to Old Bob, the Franchisor 

Old Bob had a favorite saying. He used it every time he had a chance. No matter the context, his ultimate pronouncement about any slip or miscalculation was that it was the work of a liar, and he just hated liars.