Denny's Launches Viral Campaign to Find Best Obama and McCain Impersonator
Denny's is launching a viral campaign more hammy than a dish of Moons Over My Hammy to find the best Barack Obama and John McCain impersonator. He will tell how Denny's offers a real breakfast meal, not fast food.
Candidates will be evaluated based on appearance and mannerisms. But don't talk politics, talk food. You must make an original speech about Denny's “real breakfast." Here's a sample video of someone who just might need a ride on the straight-talk express and some work on his impersonation.
To apply, submit your presidential candidate impersonation to YouTube and then fill out an entry form. Videos can not exceed 30 seconds.












Where are the other candidates?
It looks like Denny's, like so many people think in terms of there being only to parties in America, the two old corrupt parties that are taking turns destroying it! One thing the media learned this year is that there is a revolution in the works, and its starting online. Jones soda added Ron Paul to their lineup shortly after they announced it, how long will it be that Denny's server crashes with the thousands of emails they will get after leaving this to only the two candidates that no one wants??
So Denny's, where is Bob Barr? Where is Nader? Or is is that only the people who support these two assclowns, Obama and Bush 2.0 are welcome in your restaurants?