McDonalds UK Limits Emissions

In unconfirmed reports, the drive-thru business at KFC in Derbyshire just picked up as nearby McDonalds installed minimum standards on small vehicle emission systems and conservationists are said to be overjoyed at the massive media coverage.

However, hastily touting safety concerns amidst assertions from bystanders that he was ‘a lazy old bludger’, a McDonald’s maintenance worker was said to be insisting the ban on the 2 wheel vehicle was due to a number of similar incidents where vehicles has spun their wheels exiting drive-thru.

The driver of the vehicle, Ms Murden, said;

They said it was dangerous," she said. "I'm not sure who they meant it was dangerous for, them or us or other people in the drive-through. But there was no danger there.  Yahoo7

A member of the local establishment has apparently indicated that there was no potential hazard as long as other customers remained within the speed limit and within their vehicles.

Further unconfirmed reports following an immediate windfall of media coverage suggest a nearby and inebriated KFC drive-thru customer complained; ‘there’s no bleedin cameras aroun when yous tellin me to bugger off and thats nealy every bleedin night.’