New Freebee Fran Whack for Y'all do it yo own self due diligence people
You heard it here first, people. If you love dogs more than you love money, thisi is your next venture into the exciting world of bankruptcy and overwhelming debt coupled to franchise contracts.
Every now and then, whilst strolling through the anals of Internet franchise information, the fog clears and I see before me very own eyes an operation with so little prospects for success that I simply can't resist offering my overwhelmingly negative opinion of its investmentworthiness.
Now those of you who think me brutish and insensitive, ready to wreck some exotic franchise concept just for the fun and frolic of it all, may gleefully prove me wrong by rushing out to buy these franchises, thereafter lolling in comforts and luxuries of such exalted fashion and quality as to out me as the total fool you all know I truly am.
So line up, you Fran Wads, financial statements and business plans in hand, and become the WoofGangBakery franchisees in some upscale neighborhood strip centers where the price of food and other significant intangible considerations has not yet put such unique investment opportunities completely out of your reach.
Be the first in your Federal District Bankruptcy Court to have actually bought one. This one ought to be irresistable for all SoupMan franchisees still seeking opportunities for great wealth.
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