Blog (NewsClips): Humor
Holiday Fright: Top Halloween Movie Franchises
Submitted by Mr. Blue MauMau on Fri, 2008/10/31 - 16:11.Blue MauMau is getting into the spirit of the evening.
Millionaire Denies Murdering Gay Lover
Submitted by Cee B on Mon, 2008/10/27 - 04:25.These pair were the most brutal master franchisees in Australia where their gutter style has been the subject of a number of submissions to the franchising Inquiry in Australia.
Bear Walks into Subway Shop
Submitted by Mr. Blue MauMau on Sat, 2008/10/04 - 20:24.A young bear opened the door to a Subway restaurant in Kitimat, British Columbia and then sniffed around before leaving.
KFC Relocates Secret Recipe While Upgrading Corporate Safe
Submitted by Bob Frankman on Wed, 2008/09/10 - 01:31.LOUISVILLE, KY (Satire MauMau) – In front of an army of journalists, police and company staff, Colonel Harland Sanders’ 68-year old handwritten recipe has been temporarily relocated to a secret-secure location as KFC modernizes the safekeeping of one of the world's top trade secrets.
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
Submitted by Lionel Hutz PA on Thu, 2008/08/21 - 10:35.HAZEL PARK, MI (The Onion) - Local idiot Brandon Mylenek announced that he will post an idiotic comment on the Internet at 2:30 a.m. tonight.
The Internet Remix: A Series of Tubes
Submitted by Lionel Hutz PA on Thu, 2008/08/14 - 13:00.There are a few who may have missed the explanation by Senator Ted Stevens, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, on what this new-fangled Internet is.
Denny's Announces Final Presidential Impersonators for Contest
Submitted by Bob Frankman on Fri, 2008/08/08 - 08:21.Denny's Launches Viral Campaign to Find Best Obama and McCain Impersonator
Submitted by Don Sniegowski on Tue, 2008/07/08 - 23:37.Denny's is launching a viral campaign more hammy than a dish of Moons Over My Hammy to find the best Barack Obama and John McCain impersonator. He will tell how Denny's offers a real breakfast meal, not fast food.
Fast-food Giant Pioneers Wearable Feedbags
Submitted by Bob Frankman on Sun, 2008/06/29 - 17:23.SATIRE - Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to eat on the go. The Onion News is once again on top of this breaking story.
Head Found on Burger
Submitted by Bob Frankman on Sat, 2008/06/28 - 17:26.SATIRE - According to The Onion, an Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.
