Rapper Leaves Fatburger Franchise

Bob Frankman — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:22:35 -0800

Rapper E-40 announced on Monday the closing of his Fatburger franchise in Northern California.

Nostalgic for 2005

Bob Frankman — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:23:21 -0800

McDonald's Rap

Bob Frankman — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:47:20 -0800

From the heartland of a local McDonald's around Marion, Illinois.

Holiday Fright: Top Halloween Movie Franchises

Mr. Blue MauMau — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:11:50 -0700

Blue MauMau is getting into the spirit of the evening.

Millionaire Denies Murdering Gay Lover

Ray Borradale — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:25:16 -0700

These pair were the most brutal master franchisees in Australia where their gutter style has been the subject of a number of submissions to the franchising Inquiry in Australia.

Bear Walks into Subway Shop

Mr. Blue MauMau — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:24:18 -0700

A young bear opened the door to a Subway restaurant in Kitimat, British Columbia and then sniffed around before leaving.

KFC Relocates Secret Recipe While Upgrading Corporate Safe

Bob Frankman — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:31:46 -0700

LOUISVILLE, KY (Satire MauMau) – In front of an army of journalists, police and company staff, Colonel Harland Sanders’ 68-year old handwritten recipe has been temporarily relocated to a secret-secure location as KFC modernizes the safekeeping of one of the world's top trade secrets.

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet

Lionel Hutz PA — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:35:08 -0700

HAZEL PARK, MI (The Onion) - Local idiot Brandon Mylenek announced that he will post an idiotic comment on the Internet at 2:30 a.m. tonight.

The Internet Remix: A Series of Tubes

Lionel Hutz PA — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:00:13 -0700

There are a few who may have missed the explanation by Senator Ted Stevens, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, on what this new-fangled Internet is.

Denny's Announces Final Presidential Impersonators for Contest

Bob Frankman — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:21:16 -0700

SPARTANBURG, S.C. - Denny's has selected the six best impersonations of the 2008 Presidential candidates as part of its "Vote For Real" campaign.