Holiday Fright: Top Halloween Movie Franchises

Mr. Blue MauMau — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:11:50 -0700

Blue MauMau is getting into the spirit of the evening.

Millionaire Denies Murdering Gay Lover

Cee B — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:25:16 -0700

These pair were the most brutal master franchisees in Australia where their gutter style has been the subject of a number of submissions to the franchising Inquiry in Australia.

Bear Walks into Subway Shop

Mr. Blue MauMau — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:24:18 -0700

A young bear opened the door to a Subway restaurant in Kitimat, British Columbia and then sniffed around before leaving.

KFC Relocates Secret Recipe While Upgrading Corporate Safe

Bob Frankman — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:31:46 -0700

LOUISVILLE, KY (Satire MauMau) – In front of an army of journalists, police and company staff, Colonel Harland Sanders’ 68-year old handwritten recipe has been temporarily relocated to a secret-secure location as KFC modernizes the safekeeping of one of the world's top trade secrets.

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet

Lionel Hutz PA — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:35:08 -0700

HAZEL PARK, MI (The Onion) - Local idiot Brandon Mylenek announced that he will post an idiotic comment on the Internet at 2:30 a.m. tonight.

The Internet Remix: A Series of Tubes

Lionel Hutz PA — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:00:13 -0700

There are a few who may have missed the explanation by Senator Ted Stevens, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, on what this new-fangled Internet is.

Denny's Announces Final Presidential Impersonators for Contest

Bob Frankman — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:21:16 -0700

SPARTANBURG, S.C. - Denny's has selected the six best impersonations of the 2008 Presidential candidates as part of its "Vote For Real" campaign.

Denny's Launches Viral Campaign to Find Best Obama and McCain Impersonator

Don Sniegowski — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:37:33 -0700

Denny's is launching a viral campaign more hammy than a dish of Moons Over My Hammy to find the best Barack Obama and John McCain impersonator. He will tell how Denny's offers a real breakfast meal, not fast food.

Fast-food Giant Pioneers Wearable Feedbags

Bob Frankman — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:23:12 -0700

SATIRE - Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to eat on the go. The Onion News is once again on top of this breaking story.

Head Found on Burger

Bob Frankman — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:26:52 -0700

SATIRE - According to The Onion, an Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.