Potty Police Respond to Gulf Station Emergency

When you gotta go, you gotta go... and sometimes, gotta call the cops.

According to the Croton-on-Hudson (NY) Gazette, a customer at a Gulf station became irate after finding no toilet paper in the men's room. After the dispute escalated, the Croton police department was dispatched to the scene.

No word on whether the customer wanted single or double-ply.