Fired Fast

Here's a guy that tells a tale of going through three fast-food jobs in just a few weeks -- justifiably so. I wonder if after the third job it occured to the young man to change his attitude and behavior?

Frankman

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When I was 18 I got fired from all 3 of the local fast food chains all during the same summer.

Fast Food Store 1

Worked thier for a couple of weeks, one day they told me to get some fresh cheese and do something with the old cheese. Having the "Munchies" (yes I smoked and inhaled) I got some fresh chesse and ate the old cheese. My boss asked me where I put the old cheese because she couldn't find it in the fridge and I told her what I did with it. She cussed me out then fired me.

Fast Food Store 2

Worked there about 6 days, they had me working the front (ie taking order, ringing up the bill etc.. etc..). Anyways each of the days this one person would come in order the excat same thing and complain about his meal in one form or another (ie fries where too cold, didn't ask for pickles, too much ice in the drink, did take his order fast enought etc.. etc..). So I got fed up with it (now you have to remenber this was back when the ketcup was in stainless steel bowls and not hoses like today). He started going off about not enough ketcup on his burger so I yelled "&*^# you, son of a hairless goat, here is your *&$*##(&*# ketcup" And proceed to scoop a big handful out of the bowl and toss it at him. Needless to say I was fired, the guy never pressed charges against me. However a co-worker/friend told me he never came in again.

Fast Food Store 3

Worked there a few days, one day I come in a little more out of it than usual (read as no sleep and been partying and drinking hard the night before). It was a hot day and I was working as a cook. Well I came in a little before my shift which was just before the noontime rush and promptly fell asleep beside the nice cool freeze that stored the ice cream cakes.. My boss woke me up a couple of hours later and fired me.

Would You Strip To Keep Your Job?

Remember this modern American tale told on Blue MauMau and ABC News of a practical jokester, a young employee, the assistant manager at McDonald's trained to obey authority, and how wrong things can get?

A prankster called the local McDonald’s with a story that an employee had been accused of stealing a customer’s purse. The Assistant Manager was told to strip down the subject to her nothings to see if she had the purse, covered only by a dirty apron. 

So she did the deed, and the young employee, Miss Ogborn, complied. When it was discovered that she didn’t have the purse, the "policeman" on the line told the assistant manager to keep her in her birthday suit and watch her until the authorities arrived. Since it was such a busy night at the restaurant with the assistant manager having other duties, the pretend-officer told the assistant manager Ms. Summers to phone her fiancé to come and watch Ms. Ogborn until the police would arrive.

Showing that it takes one to know one, her fiancé, Mr. Nix arrived and was told to order Miss Ogborn to drop her apron, bend over and stand on a chair. As Mr. Nix was instructed, he ordered Miss Ogborn to do such calisthenics in the buff. Ms. Ogborn complied. Mr. Nix then told her to do jumping jacks to shake loose the purse she might be hiding in the crevices of her body. She did.

And so it continued for another two hours.

Oh the things we will do when told to do it. 

Frankman