The Daily Show Says Al-Qaeda Franchise Follows Quiznos Model

THE DAILY SHOW (Blue MauMau) - Comedian John Hodgman reports the fake news on how Al-Qaeda is undergoing aggressive expansion by learning from global franchisors. Speaking of Al-Qaeda, Hodgman states, "It is a chain of independent owner operators committed to their mission of doom. It is really the Quiznos model."