The Franchise That's Too Good to be True: Quiznos!

re:  The Franchise That's Too Good to be True:  Quiznos!

Now I'm new here and haven't really looked at the site.  Actually, I'm not really here at all.  At the moment, I'm probably deep sea fishing or sipping champagne with supermodels on the veranda or maybe I'm in Hawaii telling a couple dozen ordinary folks on folding chairs the secrets to unleashing their inner millionaires.  What I mean is that the undocumented workers who paste my wealth-building tips all over the Internet haven't really looked at the rest of the site... but I assume that you have all come here because you are searching for the ultimate wealth-building franchise on the planet... the chance to be in business for someone else but not paid for by someone else... a chance to cruise upcreek with out having to bring your own paddle...

Well, you're in luck, my friends, because the opportunity you've been dreaming of is here.  It's called Quiznos (I know, it's a weird name) and you can read all about it right here:

The Franchise That's Too Good to be True: Quizno's!

When you sign up for the franchise, remember to tell them Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. sent you... and to wire my commission to the New Utopia offshore account.