Where the Heck Are the Happy Franchisees?

Okay, folks. I have only been a member of this blog for a week or so, but I have yet to hear from a happy franchisee on this blog. Maybe I've missed one, but I don't recall one.

TIF says all his franchisees are happy, but they don't blog.

Do only unhappy zees or zees in trouble blog?

Are the happy ones too busy running their businesses to fool with this?

Where are the happy customers of franchise brokers?

Where are the satisfied franchisees that did their due diligence, and have no complaints?

As far as I can tell, there are not many zors on here either. Maybe they are monitoring as guests.

Happy Franchisees, if you are out there, please chime in - somebody has to be happy, don't they?

Does anybody else find this a mystery?