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A man owns a small ranch in Texas. The Texas Hourly Wage Department claims he's not paying proper wages to his help and sends an agent out to interview him."I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demands the agent."Well" replies the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 a week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent."That would be me," replies the rancher

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