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FuwaFuwaUsagi's picture

The Spudster

Since his inception in this forum, SpuddiePie has never disappointed me. Every post, evey thread has been a delight. Not once, as in never, has the Spudster failed to make me laugh. Well given the economic doldrums weighing on everyone and most people sour-pussing around I simply needed a good laugh, so I clicked on SpuddiePie's link furnished by the ever thoughtful Paul - oh my gosh it did not disappoint. I was rolling on the floor laughing. You have just got to view the gallery. That has got to be the nastiest looking crud on the planet. Half the photos look like they emerged rectally and the other half look like they exited in the form of vomit. What abunch of vile looking crud - and they actually find peopel who buy this?. And that stupid mascot or whatever that thing is suppose to be. Oh my, I needed a good laugh and the Spuster came through yet again. Long live SpuddiePie!!!

FuwaFuwaUsagi

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." 

Paul Steinberg's picture

Andrew Palmer, Spuddie Pie UNITE!

At least Spuddie Pie did his damage overseas and not in Massachusetts.

By the way, Spuddie is still trying to sell US franchises. The website page for  "Find A Store" has a classic graphic: photo of a turd topped with cole slaw, and a spoon scooping up the green-limbed turd logo. Reminds me of gross-out kid's food. Appropriate that a franchisor with a turd logo is operating out of a house in Teaneck, New Jersey (no offense to the citizens of New Jersey, but you gotta admit...)

Anyway, perhaps Andrew Palmer, Esquire or Andrew Palmer, Lawyer or whatever pompous permutation he is now using should take on Spuddie Pie as a client.  They could sue Mr. MauMau together. 

  1. As Fuwa is aware, the Mau Mau were a Kenyan terrorist group .
  2. Barack Obama's father was Kenyan , and
  3. his pastor has taken a position quite contrary to Andrew Palmer, Esquire and Andrew Palmer, Lawyer.

I hope to see Palmer/Spuddie victorious in the battle against the evil orange fish.

Spuddie gotta pay for his Valium, and Andrew Palmer, Esquire a/k/a Andrew Palmer, Lawyer needs to pay for a proofreader.

And now for the Rev Wright remix (funny part at 1:12) of:

GOD BLESS AMURRICA

 

Paul Steinberg
Franchisee Attorney, New York City, Ph: 212-529-5400

Ray Borradale's picture

My apologies I

misunderestimated your grasp of the English/American language.  In Awstralia we jus say it how it feels.  Here we know scmhuckors don't go de bread, dey take your bread.

But I'll go with Richard ... forgetaboutit!

FuwaFuwaUsagi's picture

Re: Andrew Palmer = Spuddie Pie?

Spuddie Pie was the best. Bring back Spuddie Pie. Cripes, I keep laughing thinking of that stupid looking graphic he was so proud of.

FuwaFuwaUsagi

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." 

Bob Frankman's picture

Re: Schmuckee/or?

We all know the answer. Schmuckors. Schmuckors is a proper noun for that stuff you spread on a slice of bread.

RichardSolomon's picture

Schmuck is not a verb

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Richard Solomon, FranchiseRemedies.com,  has over 45 years experience with franchise litigation and crisis management. He is a graduate of The Citadel and The University of Michigan Law School

One cannot be schmucked, or be a schmuckee or a schmuckor. It aint even a euphemism for a verb - I schmuck; you schmuck; he, she, it schmucks et cetera. Forgetaboutit!

As for Mrs. Palmer - well - she must be a true Christian martyr.

Ray Borradale's picture

Schmuckee/or?

Palmer has a point.  You have to be a schmuck to give your time to this site to try to educate people from becoming schmuckees to dishonest schmuckors.  Ex-scmuckees that make a similar effort do so because they have an axe to grind and because they don't want to see others schmucked.  But hey, I think Andrew, and perhaps Guest, could use their time better if Mrs Palmer could take a hold of them and show them where they went wrong.

Franchise Times lawyer rankings

And that tells you what the Franchise Times "Legal Eagle" rankings are worth.

The franchise attorney equivalent of Entrepreneur rankings.

Darnelle White's picture

Top Legal Eagles

Andrew,

Why so down on the Franchise Times? I know they wrote one bad article on you, but didn't they also name you as one of their top 10 legal eagles? That's out of thousands.

Isn't that good for your reputation?

RichardSolomon's picture

I didn't know Andrew Palmer owned/rode a horse

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Richard Solomon, FranchiseRemedies.com,  has over 45 years experience with franchise litigation and crisis management. He is a graduate of The Citadel and The University of Michigan Law School

If he does, then the horse must be male, as no one would remark about a schmuck on a female horse. Would they? That is what Esquire means, isn't it?

Barbara Jorgensen's picture

You are not the oldest fart here.

You are the funniest fart here. (Along with Steinberg and Frankman.)

Paul Steinberg's picture

Misunderestimated Texans

"guest" writes: Richard very well could be the biggest schmuck on this site

As GW Bush would say, "Guest" has misunderestimated Solomon.

Not only is Solomon the biggest schmuck on this site, he is the 3rd biggest schmuck in the entire franchise industry.

 

Paul Steinberg
Franchisee Attorney, New York City, Ph: 212-529-5400

Palmer

I read that Andrew Palmer (the same one here I presume) filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of all the Mail Boxes etc. stores (or at least he was quoted in the article saying he was going to file.) Does anyone know how that worked out for him? Did the case go all the way to trial or did the case settle? I do not remember reading about a big settlement. I appreciate the update on the "Palmer" Mail Boxes etc. class action.

Thank you.

Ray Borradale's picture

I had it

and you can get medication for schmuck now.  But they have to put a name on the bottle - "Guest" won't cut it.

Barbara Jorgensen's picture

You two are just jealous

Richard is one of the wisest men I have talked to. He writes excellent blogs to warn people of the true Aholes like you two who don't have the heart and balls to fight the bad guys. His advice is worth more than his weight in gold. Beware, Richard is a big dude.

Re: Ahole

I agree with you Andrew. Richard very well could be the biggest schmuck on this site.

michael webster's picture

My 32 Cents Worth

Palmer Docket Get your own at Scribd or explore others:

 

Michael Webster, a franchisee attorney in Toronto, Ontario, who publishes a website on business opportunities and franchises, called "The BizOp News" 

Paul Steinberg's picture

Rhonda redux

On a serious note, if this really is Mr. Palmer we see once again how not to deal with adverse publicity on the Internet.

Paul Steinberg
Franchisee Attorney, New York City, Ph: 212-529-5400

RichardSolomon's picture

Did he say Schmuck?

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Richard Solomon, FranchiseRemedies.com,  has over 45 years experience with franchise litigation and crisis management. He is a graduate of The Citadel and The University of Michigan Law School

I didn't know Palmer was Jewish.

Ahole

. . . and you do all these extracurricular activities alone.

Have a blast, schmuck.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Andrew P. Palmer, Esquire

Hardons

I'm surprised ya'll got past the math questions to post. Palmer wins lawsuit - November 7, 2008. Look that up and post it you schmucks!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Andrew P. Palmer, Esquire

RichardSolomon's picture

Speaking of birthdays - -

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Richard Solomon, FranchiseRemedies.com,  has over 45 years experience with franchise litigation and crisis management. He is a graduate of The Citadel and The University of Michigan Law School

Am I the oldest old fart here? I'll be 71 in December, and I bet I can whup anyone who hangs out in here - and if I can't, I can drink the sumbaitch into a knee walkin stupor while I'm getting ready for great sex.

Don Sniegowski's picture

Doggy Pics

"or have I seen pics of anyones doggy" - Steinberg

Sadly, yours truly has actually stooped to posting a picture of the family doggy in our forum area two years ago. I couldn't resist showing her off.

In our defense, the forum area, with its free-wheeling public discussions, is a very different thing than our news stories.

Paul Steinberg's picture

Sniegowski don't show no leg (no pussy, either)

"Palmer" writes:...all the content of that rag Franchise Times

I wish this were true. FT showed us those hot legal babes in the "Best Dressed" article, and then they did the "franchise attorneys and their pets" article.

I have not seen Sniegowski show us any leg, nor have I seen pics of anyones doggy or pussy on BMM.

Paul Steinberg
Franchisee Attorney, New York City, Ph: 212-529-5400

Darnelle White's picture

Andrew Palmer, Esquire

Andrew writes, "I've forgotten more about franchising than the Blue MauMau writers will ever know."

Uh, that's circular logic. Since you are writing here, you are a Blue MauMau writer. And as a Blue MauMau writer, you cannot forget more about franchising than you already know.

How's your legal tribulations in which you were alleged of trademark infringement, setting up a "scam" corporation and being party to a mortgage foreclosure rescue scheme? I think Julie Bennett of Franchise Times covered that news.

Would you also add the Boston Business Journal to your list? They reported, "A Massachusetts lawyer and his New Hampshire-based client are being sued for allegedly setting up a sham corporation to extend a lucrative marketing agreement with a designer of indoor ski resorts." (See Local Lawyer Accused of Ski Company Snow Job)

You've got the spotlight now. Tell us what happened. When is the final court hearing?

RichardSolomon's picture

Andrew Palmer = Spuddie Pie?

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Richard Solomon, FranchiseRemedies.com,  has over 45 years experience with franchise litigation and crisis management. He is a graduate of The Citadel and The University of Michigan Law School

Off his meds again? Does the institution know he's loose? Get the net/hook.

Site is Crap

The Blue MauMau web site is a piece of crap on the Internet. You've all the credibility of www.wikipedia.org and all the content of that rag Franchise Times. I've forgotten more about franchising than the Blue MauMau writers will ever know.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Andrew P. Palmer, Esquire

Barbara Jorgensen's picture

Happy Brithday

A belated happy brithday.
It is my sincere hope that BMM will be a household name in the world of franchising. I want to thankyou for all the knowledge from a brilliant cast and great journalist. (Don and Janet)
May people seeking a franchise opportunity discover that there are people on BMM that can help them make an informed decision before they buy a franchise.
I believe that BMM should be available in the classroom to college students majoring in business. The fact that franchising contributes one trillion dollars to our economy is huge. Franchising is only one sector of the business world but a big sector. It is a brilliant concept when done right. Franchising is here to stay and as people get more educated site's like BMM will be of even greater value. I sincerely hope one day there will be people telling the world more good than bad in the world of franchising.
May BMM experience greater growth,success and is here to stay. I wish you many more brithdays.